Horrific revelations regarding Janner’s medical condition emerged today at the close of a gruelling 59 second appearance at Westminster Magistrates Court.

As his daughter led her father out of the court room (where he remembered his name – despite his dementia) she announced

‘Let’s go home and have a nice ice cream’

Despite pleas to spare the 87-year-old the “barbaric, inhumane and uncivilised” ordeal