Pressure cooker found near U.S. Capitol detonated by bomb squad

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A spokeswoman for Capitol Police said officers saw the “suspicious” vehicle and detected a gasoline smell on Third Street between Jefferson Drive and Madison Drive.

Police arrested the owner of the vehicle, Israel Shimeles of Alexandria, Va., and charged him with “operating a vehicle after revocation.”

Pressure cookers, a popular cooking appliance, can also be used to make bombs.

(Initials of Israel Shimeless = IS [ISIS?] – must be a coincidence *cough*)